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No More Slumber Parties
No more slumber parties! Boys are dumb, and they only get dumber late at night. I have the ER bills to prove it.
Long ago, I put a stop to my sons’ sleepovers.
I had to.
It’s because boys are dumb.
I’m sorry, but it’s true.
“Hey, watch this,” and “Dude, look what I can do,” proves my point.
It always ends badly.
Groups of boys are significantly dumber than solitary boys.
The dumbness grows exponentially in the wee hours of the night.
The collective dumbness of a group of boys late at night is significantly greater than the sum of their individual parts during daylight hours.
I have the emergency room bills to prove it.
No more slumber parties.