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Pi Day Celebration

Pi Day

It’s Pi Day.

It’s a great day for a homophone lesson for my ESL students.

I have a longstanding tradition of making whoopie pies on March 14.

I hit the kitchen to start baking.

Only to realize that I didn’t have any marshmallow cream.

This is one of the pitfalls of an empty nest.

No marshmallow cream.

No problem.

I can make vanilla cream instead.

Only to realize that I didn’t have any powdered sugar.

Another pitfall of the empty nest.

But again, no problem.

I don’t need no stinkin’ powered sugar.

I can make my own.

I made a very, very small batch this time.

A regular recipe makes a ton of huge whoopie pies.

What are the two of us going to do with that much food?

We need a bunch of teenage athletes and all of their teammates to tackle that many goodies.

I told my ESL classes that Americans love play-on-word humor.

They now understand why it is funny to eat pie on Pi Day.

They now know why it is funny to celebrate Pi Day on March 14.

I explained that it’s not a real holiday, it’s just an excuse to eat pie.

Happy Pi Day.

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Teaching English Conversation

Teaching English Conversation

I use a lot of goofy stories when I am teaching English conversation.

I use the same stories that I write in my blog.

I always try to incorporate some frank discussion into each session.

If I can work some humor in as well, that’s even better.

I don’t use a structured format or required vocabulary words in this segment.

I want a genuine conversation that friends might have.

This is a real exercise in fluency.

I might ask them what kind of movies they like to watch.

But I don’t ask it interview style, where, one at a time, they say, “I like action movies,” or “I like romantic movies.”

That’s boring.

I might open the discussion by telling my students that I don’t like horror movies. They scare me, and they give me nightmares. I will ask them if horror movies scare them too. There are no right or wrong answers. It’s simply a discussion about our opinions and experiences with this topic. That’s the start of a REAL conversation.

I encourage all kinds of absurd themes.

Accidentally oversleeping.

When your child loses their shoes.

Stepping on a Lego.

The neighbor’s noisy dog.

My students tell me, as they progress in their language studies, that they are becoming competent in handling their daily business affairs in English.

But they have trouble making friends.

This is why I try to incorporate a “friendly” conversation segment into each class.

Spilling your drink.

Foods you don’t care for.

When bad traffic makes you late.

Keeping your feet warm on a cold day.

I don’t correct them during this segment.

The point is to connect.

We do need structure in language learning.

We have to study reading, writing, spelling, punctuation, grammar, vocabulary and pronunciation.

It’s the foundation of the language.

But at some point, we have to let go of the rules in order to actually connect with other people.

I think that connection is a forgotten element in language education.

This is why so many people who study a foreign language can’t actually speak it.

For my very beginning students who might find this conversation segment to be overwhelming, I have a few standard questions that always gets them talking.

One topic is for them to tell us about their family members.

One man was very nervous, once, struggling to find the right words.

He told me, with much hesitation, that he has three small sons.

I told him that I have two sons, so I know that his house must be very noisy.

He burst out laughing, agreed with me, and we have been fast friends ever since.

We need to incorporate more connection into our language curriculum.

Connection is the bridge between language foundation and language fluency.

Storytelling is a fabulous method of teaching English Conversation.

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Lifestyle

I Intended To Slack Today

Slack

I intended to slack today.

I wanted to spend the day in my pajamas, drinking coffee and reading a book.

Instead, I found myself mopping the floors.

I’m kind of disappointed in myself.

But don’t judge me.

I had a good reason.

No one was home.

It’s rare that no one is home.

And it’s the perfect time to clean the floors.

When they are all home, someone always walks across the wet floor and ruins it.

I’ll say, “Stay out of there for a few minutes, the floor is wet.”

And they’ll walk across the floor anyway.

They’ll say things like,

“I didn’t hear you.”

Or

“I heard you, but I thought you were talking to HIM, not me.”

Or

“Don’t worry, I was careful, I didn’t slip and fall.”

Well, I intended to slack.

I failed.

But I’ve got clean floors, so there’s that.

I’ll slack another time.

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A Buzzfeed Quiz Says That I’m a Genius

Genius!

I took a Buzzfeed quiz while I was waiting forever on hold.

The results said that I am a genius.

I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Wait, was that genius?

Or genus?

I guess I’ll have to take that quiz again to verify my results.

Or maybe I’ll just stick with genius.

Yeah, genius, that works.

I heard it on Buzzfeed so it’s gotta be true…

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Teaching Pronunciation

Teaching Pronunciation

Rant time, about teaching pronunciation.

Some of my ESL students have been taught pronunciation poorly.

It’s a lot of work to correct the resultant problems.

It’s better to teach it correctly from the start.

When teaching pronunciation, you have to isolate the target sound.

In other words, this sound must occur only once in the word.

And it has to occur in the stressed syllable.

The student will naturally stress the target sound.

When the sound is in an unstressed syllable, the word will be pronounced incorrectly.

For example, if you are teaching the /l/ sound, do NOT use the word “apple.”

Why?

The student, emphasizing the /l/ target sound, will pronounce the word a-PULL.

The /l/ sound was said correctly, but the proper stress of the word has been confused.

It started as a pronunciation lesson, but now it’s a stress lesson.

The student is confused.

Also, you don’t want the sound to occur twice.

If you use the word “lovely” to teach the /l/ sound, the student will say, “LOVE-LEE.”

They will emphasize the first syllable because that is where the word is properly stressed, but they will also emphasize the second syllable because it has another /l/ which is the target sound.

In this scenario, you are teaching your students to speak with a robot accent.

This is a very poor technique, and an awful lot of work to correct.

Create your pronunciation lessons with only one variable.

Teach pronunciation on the accented syllable of the word.

OK, I’m done ranting.

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Awkward English Lesson

Awkward!

It was an awkward English lesson. 

My beginning online student told me, in halting language, that he had recently visited the United States.

He took a trip to San Diego.

And he took the opportunity to cross the border and visit Tijuana.

I asked him what he thought of Tijuana.

He paused for a moment, searching for the right word.

“Prostitutes.”

Oh.

But of course.

What else would be said in an awkward English lesson?

I quickly changed the subject.

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Family

Arctic Blast

Arctic Blast

We had heard that we were going to be hit by an arctic blast.

They weren’t kidding.

Nathan had come home for the weekend.

He got up at the crack of dawn to head back this morning.

At 6:00 am, while we were loading him up in the car, it was 8°.

It was so cold that it hurt!

For the first time ever, I did not linger over our goodbyes.

I did not stand at the curb waving until he turned the corner.

I said, “Bye, I love you.”

And hurried back into the house to get out of the Arctic blast.

I need hot coffee.

Lots and lots of hot coffee.

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Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss

Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss

Happy birthday Dr. Seuss!

Back in the day, before he made it big, Dr. Seuss worked in the newspaper business.

My grandfather also worked in the newspaper business.

When my grandparents would have Ted over for dinner, he would always bring a book for my mom.

I love this edition of Horton Hatches the Egg.

Dr. Seuss inscribed it, and he drew my mom’s picture with Horton.

This inscription is not particularly valuable.

I checked.

But I am a nerdy book lover.

It’s one of my prized possessions.

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Fog Advisory

Fog Advisory

A heavy fog advisory was announced on the local news this morning.

I opened the front door to check out this North Texas fog.

I burst out laughing.

It was just a bit of mist in the air.

It’s not really fog until you can’t see the house across the street.

It’s not even a fog advisory until you can’t see the house next door.

I’m laughing now.

I won’t be laughing so hard come tornado season…

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Allergy Medication

Allergy Medication

When I take my allergy medication, I don’t sleep well.

When I don’t take my allergy medication, I can’t breathe.

Uggg.

Allergies.

Breathing…sleeping…

It’s a tough choice.

I haven’t been taking the medication lately.

I really do need to sleep.

But this morning my nose wouldn’t stop running.

I teach English on line.

I need my voice to be clear.

I need to be able to teach pronunciation properly.

Today we studied the /zh/ sound.

As in treasure, casual, vision…

You can’t pronounce /zh/ properly when you are congested.

I don’t want my students to learn English with a cold accent.

I took an allergy pill.

I may regret it later.

But the lesson went well, so there’s that.