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Dog

It’s A Dog-Eat-Dog World Here In The Suburbs

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date December 12, 2023
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Dog Eat Dog

Blue has a very sensitive stomach.

Her nickname is the Pukolator.

Or Dog-Eat-Dog.

And Then Dog-Puke-Dog.

Don’t worry, she’s been checked out by the vet.

She’s perfectly healthy.

She just has a sensitive stomach.

The other day she threw up in the yard.

For once she avoided puking on a rug.

Good girl.

I decided to let it dry out overnight to make for easier cleanup.

When I went outside to shovel up the mess in the morning, it was gone.

“Did you clean that up?” I asked the Husband.

He did not.

I asked the Grown Sons the same thing.

Silly question.

Of course they didn’t clean it up.

Which means only one thing.

Some local woodland creatures feasted on a dog-vomit dinner last night.

Either that, or they’re sleeping in a dog-vomit-lined nest.

Ewww.

Elton John made the Circle of Life seem so sweet in The Lion King.

This episode proved that it’s not sweet at all.

It’s disgusting.

But, as they say, “Recycling turns things into other things, which is magic.”

I don’t know if ‘magic’ is the right word for the gross dog-eat-dog thing that just happened here.

But hey, we recycled, so there’s that.

This particular Circle of Life situation is absolutely not worthy of an Elton John tune.

But maybe Weird Al could write us a song.

That would do.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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Dog Training Is Doing Better Than Kid Training

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date June 30, 2023
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Dog Training/Kid Training

Blue’s dog training classes are going well.

She no longer rummages through the garbage.

Or counter surfs.

So I thought.

What I have inadvertently taught her is to not do these things in front of people.

Yesterday she was left alone for an hour.

The Grown Son came home to an upturned garbage can and a big mess.

He didn’t know what to do.

So he took a pic and sent it to me.

Seriously?

“Get a broom,” I told him, “and sweep it up.”

Duh.

Did he really need me to tell him that?

I’m going to set up a trap with Zoom so I can catch Blue in the act.

I have no idea what I’m going to do with the kid.

Maybe the dog training guy will know what to do.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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Tags communication, memoir writer, personal narrative, storyteller

Lifestyle

An Awkward Moment Led To A New BFF

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date June 26, 2023
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An Awkward Moment

It was an awkward moment.

A construction project has started on the main road in my neighborhood.

At the same time as a horrible heat wave.

I feel sorry for the road workers.

They have to wear long sleeves and long pants.

And reflective vests.

And hardhats and boots and gloves.

They must be miserable in this heat.

I was at a dead stop in the construction zone.

One worker lifted his shirt to wipe down his face.

Flashing his massive, sweaty, hairy belly.

Right outside my car window.

He was so close I could have reached out and touched him.

If I had wanted to.

Which I most definitely did not.

When he lowered his shirt, we made accidental eye contact.

Awkward!!!

I burst out laughing.

He was obviously embarrassed.

But he laughed too.

And waved.

I guess that makes him my new BFF.

Liz Brenner

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Especially you.

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Tags awakward, bff, communication, memoir writer, oops, personal narrative, storyteller

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A Wasp Nest, And A Solution To The Problem

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date June 25, 2023
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A Wasp Nest

A wasp nest.

I found it just outside the front door.

So I knocked it down.

The wasps were furious.

I did the only thing I could think of to do.

I screamed.

Then I ran inside.

And locked the door.

Because that’s what you do.

Those angry wasps keep coming back and swarming the spot.

And I keep sweeping them away with the broom.

I’ve wised up over the days.

To prevent them from flying into the house, I close the door.

But I keep it off the latch so I can jump inside quickly.

I continue to scream.

Because that’s what you do.

And I always lock the door.

Stupid wasps.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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Tags communication, it's what you do, memoir writer, personal narritive, storyteller, wasp nest

Lifestyle

Don’t Redact The Trigger Word – Find A Better Word

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date June 23, 2023
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Stop The Redactions

What’s with all the trigger word redactions in online stories?

I understand using redactions for personal information.

It’s obvious, based on context, that private details are blacked out.

And that’s appropriate.

But lately, I’ve seen random redactions.

Sometimes you can figure out what was written.

Most of the time you can’t.

All those blacked-out words turn the story into complete nonsense.

Words like “drugs,” “drunk,” and “assault” are censored.

Why?

I know these are trigger words, but if they are a necessary element to the story, then those are the words you need to use.

If you, the writer, aren’t comfortable using a particular trigger word, find a different term to use.

But don’t publish a piece with redactions.

It’s insulting to the reader.

It unnecessarily dumbs down your own story.

It’s the worst possible example of bowdlerizing.

If the story is not fit to share, don’t share it.

But if you are going to share it, have the courage to share every glorious word.

Stop with the redactions already.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

Tags communication, memoir writer, personal narritive, redact, stop it, storyteller, trigger word

Dog

Trust Issues – It’s Why Blue Dawg Stayed On The Leash

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date June 20, 2023
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Trust Issues

I have trust issues.

We had friends over to BBQ.

I kept Blue on a leash connected to my belt loop with a D-ring.

She is a very naughty girl.

I don’t trust her.

Not for one second.

Not while steak is within reach.

Since we’ve resumed training, she’s become quite well behaved.

On the leash, she heeled and sat and didn’t bark at all.

She tried to convince me that since she was such a good girl, I could take the leash off.

Ha!

No way.

There was food everywhere.

There were people everywhere.

There were dishes everywhere.

Nope.

Blue has a reputation for eating anything she can get her hands on.

Or snout.

Whatever.

She has no morals and no regrets.

And I have trust issues.

The leash stayed on.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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Tags communication, memoir writer, personal narritive, rescue dog, storyteller

Lifestyle

Flies. I Now Know Why We Have So Many Flies

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date June 15, 2023
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Stupid Flies

Flies.

Where are they coming from?

We have big, enormous, swarming, annoying pests.

That bite.

I’ve never seen them like this before.

It turns out they’re coming from the blackberries.

Because it’s been raining so much, I haven’t been able to pick the berries as fast as they’re ripening.

Hence the insects.

Today I cut the old growth down.

I covered myself from head to toe.

Because of the flies.

That bite.

I’m done with the blackberries for the season.

There’s already a lot of new growth started.

I’m going to keep it all trimmed down.

To a more manageable size.

Stupid flies.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

Tags communication, flies, memoir writer, personal narritive, storyteller

Lifestyle

Speeding. It’s A Bad Idea. On This Particular Street.

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date June 13, 2023
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Speeding. It’s a Bad Idea.

There’s a segment of Basswood Blvd that’s in the middle of nowhere.

So, of course, everyone speeds.

Why not?

Why not, indeed.

I got pulled over recently.

For speeding.

Luckily I only got a warning and not a ticket.

I learned my lesson.

Now I go the speed limit.

Who knows where that cop might be hiding out?

Today, cars were speeding past me and honking because I was going so slow.

I was hoping one of them would get pulled over.

But that cop was not out today.

I’ve pushed my luck as far as I’m going to risk it.

Let them honk.

I’m going 30 on Basswood.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

Tags communication, lessons learned, memoir writer, personal narritive, speeding, storyteller

Lifestyle

The Movie Is Never As Good As The Book

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date June 12, 2023
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It’s A Great Movie!

I didn’t know that As I Lay Dying was made into a movie.

How did I miss that?

I would have thought it would be an old, classic flick.

But it’s modern.

Ish.

2013.

I was very pleasantly surprised to see that this movie followed the book closely.

Most film adaptations take wild liberties with the story.

The book is always better than the movie.

Well, almost always.

This movie was really good.

But when it was over, I felt mildly disturbed.

It’s not a happy-ever-after kind of story.

I had to watch a few episodes of Seinfeld to clear my brain out.

There’s nothing like a little Kramer to help you forget, well, everything.

The same actors also made The Sound and The Fury.

I’ll have to watch that, too.

But I’ll give it a week or so.

There’s only so much Faulkner you can take at one time.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.