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I Love Dogs, But Three Is Too Many Dogs

Too Many Dogs
Too Many Dogs

Three dogs is too many dogs.

I dog sat.

For two pups.

Including my Blue, there were three dogs in the house.

For days and days and days.

Oh. My. God.

That’s too many dogs.

At any given moment of any given day, one wanted in, one wanted out, one was barking, one was digging, one was chewing, one was jumping, and two were picking on the other one.

I got nothing done all week.

It felt like the old days with all the neighborhood kids running in and out of the house.

I definitely had a lot more tolerance for chaos back in the day.

Now that the boys are grown, I’ve become accustomed to a quiet and orderly routine.

Although Blue enjoyed the company, as soon as her playmates went home, she melted into the kitchen floor and slept soundly for several hours.

It’s confirmed.

I’m an only-dog household.

Liz Brenner

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Next Year’s Tomato Garden Will Be Amazing!

Tomato garden
Tomato Garden

My usual spring tradition is to plant a tomato garden.

I pour blood, sweat and tears, as well as a whole lot of money, into the thing.

Only to get, maybe, one or two puny tomatoes.

It’s a whole lot of effort for very little payout.

But every spring I get inspired all over again.

This year I did things differently.

I decided that this time, instead of killing tomatoes, I would attempt to kill some spinach.

And some herbs.

But things went very wrong.

Or very right.

Depending on your perspective.

My herbs are doing great.

I have parsley and cilantro that are growing like crazy.

But the scary thing is the basil.

That thing has grown to ungodly proportions.

It’s already bigger than me.

Yeah, I’m a little intimidated.

It’s only June.

How big is this thing going to get?

The spinach isn’t huge, but it’s everywhere.

Absolutely everywhere.

I’ve made chicken florentine.

I’ve made spinach manicotti.

I’ve made several spinach salads.

What else can I do with all this spinach?

Maybe I’ll feed it to the basil.

Although maybe not.

Frankenbasil is scary enough without also considering the Popyeye influence.

I don’t know what I did to get the basil that big.

But I need to figure it out.

Next year my tomato garden will be amazing.

Liz Brenner

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A Lifetime Of Nagging Is Finally Showing Results!

Nagging
Nagging

All that nagging has finally proven to be effective.

The Grown Son bought his first house.

It’s a very exciting time.

Before this, all he owned was a bed and some clothes.

He’s made a lot of purchases.

We spent the day helping him assemble furniture.

I am not an assembler.

I have no engineering abilities.

I have zero spatial skills.

In the time that it took me to assemble a couple of dining room chairs, Bob had put together the patio table with six chairs plus the dining room table and the kitchen table and the L-shaped desk in the office.

I had to set up and undo the stupid chair several times before I got it figured out.

It didn’t help that some of the parts were mislabeled.

Yes, they really were mislabeled.

It wasn’t just me being grumpy.

Although, to be truthful, I was feeling a tad out of sorts.

Bob assured me that I was doing a good job and that it wasn’t a race.

But he was wrong.

It was a race, and I was clearly losing.

On the bright side, the Grown Son is showing signs of Good Housekeeping.

He’s been sweeping and polishing and hauling out trash.

He’s purchased a vacuum, a mop, an extension duster, and all kinds of cleaning supplies.

He’s mowed the lawn, he’s swept the patio, and he’s hired a tree trimmer.

I told him that he might want to protect his new tables from water marks.

Instead of the expected eye roll, he put paper towels under the cups, and asked where to buy real coasters.

OMG, it’s happening!

He’s outgrowing his youthful, slovenly ways.

He was not raised in a barn, despite evidence pointing to the contrary.

Woo hoo – all that nagging is finally paying off.

Liz Brenner

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Today Is A Great Day To Be Eating Gingerbread

Eating Gingerbread
Eating Gingerbread

Today is National Ketchup Day.

I’ve never been a fan.

Ketchup is way too sweet.

It’s also National Veggie Burger Day.

Blech.

No thanks.

Today also happens to be National Moonshine Day.

Meh.

Not a fan.

And it’s National Global Running Day.

Oh heck no.

Just no.

It sounds like today might not be such a great day.

But it’s also National Gingerbread Day.

Now we’re talking.

I love eating gingerbread.

Celebrating it in June is kind of weird because I think of it as a holiday treat.

But I can make this work.

Maybe I’ll go and buy some Anna’s Swedish Ginger Thins.

They’re soooooo good dunked in milk.

My mom used to love this one particular ginger lemon-cream cookie, but I can’t find it anywhere.

Now I’m on a mission to find that cookie, or maybe bake some just like it.

Trader Joe’s used to make a very spicy Ginger Cat Cookie.

My boys used to love them.

Now their cat cookies are just in chocolate.

Maybe I’ll try the Ginger Snaps.

Although they’re expensive.

They’d better be a whole lot better than Archway for that price.

At any rate, I’m going to have a lovely day eating gingerbread.

Liz Brenner

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Stupid Bunnies, They Really Should Know Better

Stupid Bunnies
Stupid bunnies

Stupid bunnies.

You’d think they would post some kind of community notification.

They ought to warn all the other bunnies to stay out of our yard.

We have a killer on the premises.

But no.

They keep on coming.

And Blue keeps on killing them.

We’re up to three this week.

Now don’t get me wrong.

I hate rabbits.

They’re evil, destructive little fluffers.

I’m happy to have the dog chase them away.

But I’m not thrilled with the killing.

It’s gross.

Depending on where we are in the trash pick-up cycle, it can get pretty stinky.

It’s only going to get stinkier as the weather gets hotter.

At our old house, we lived next to a greenbelt.

We would just shovel dead stuff over the fence and the buzzards would take care of it.

Here, though, the neighbors might object if we flung dead stuff into their yards.

Maybe I should put a bell on Blue’s collar.

It might give the rabbits a bit of a head start.

Stupid bunnies.

Liz Brenner

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How To Stifle Creativity in a Budding Writer

A Budding Writer
A Budding Writer

I teach creative writing classes to middle schoolers.

I know that if I can make them laugh, they’ll participate.

No one has ever failed.

I treat my students, and their writing, like a diamond in the rough.

There’s always something worthwhile in every attempt.

Rather than point out the flaws and demand improvement, I point out the potential and encourage the effort.

So it was an enormous surprise, when I took a side gig grading papers for another teacher, that she has an entirely different approach.

The lesson objective was to write a conclusion.

The students were provided with the opening and body of a short story, and they were to write an ending paragraph.

One student took it a step further.

He wrote pages and pages and pages to continue the story.

He enriched the original piece with a well-thought-out plot twist.

He included character development, dialogue, conflict, suspense, engagement, and, in the end, a very satisfying conclusion that referred back to the opening paragraphs.

I gave the kid an A.

He went above and beyond the assignment and wrote a very well-crafted story.

The teacher, annoyed, corrected me.

The student, she said, had failed the assignment.

He didn’t follow instructions.

Excuse me?

This is a CREATIVE writing class.

If it was a technical writing class, then yes, he needs to follow instructions.

But creativity, by its very definition, should be given allowances.

I lost the argument.

She gave the kid an F.

Well there’s an easy way to stifle creativity in a budding writer.

I won’t be grading papers for this teacher again.

Kid, don’t let this incident discourage you.

Remember, JK Rowling was rejected many, many times before she finally got Harry Potter published.

Everyone’s a critic – don’t let that discourage you.

Keep writing!

Liz Brenner

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Why I’ll Gladly Ride The Pine From Now On

Ride The Pine

They say that worrying is a foolish waste of time.

Unless, of course, the thing that worries you actually happens.

My worry has finally seen the light.

Our early morning dog park group has a couple of herding dogs.

These beasties love to chase the rest of the pups.

Who thoroughly enjoy the game.

They run like demons possessed.

It’s a good time.

For them.

I’m always worried that they’re going to take out my bad knee.

I usually sit on a bench or stand by the fence when they’re zooming.

This time, however, I was talking to the other humans and not paying attention to the dogs.

I should have been paying attention.

The entire herd zoomed right into me.

I went airborne and landed on my keester.

My bad knee was fine.

But my ankle was mangled.

Actually, it’s not even my ankle.

It’s the top of my foot.

I think I twisted a muscle.

It’s much better than it was, although it is still swollen and sore.

Luckily, it’s raining today, and it’s predicted to rain for several more days.

It’s too wet for the dog park, even if my feet were fine.

This storm will give me time to rest and heal.

I guess it’s true though, that the worrying was a foolish waste of time.

I worried, and the thing happened anyway.

Next time, I’ll ride the pine.

Liz Brenner

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I Will Reserve Judgment For Now

Reserve Judgment

I binged Loudermilk on Netflix.

And I loved it!

It was billed as a “cynical comedy.”

Yup.

It was funny, offensive, and real.

Every minute of it was enjoyable.

I read Lessons in Chemistry.

And I hated it.

I read it for my book club.

In all fairness, I should probably reserve judgment.

For now.

There are some very intelligent members in this group.

Maybe one of them will provide some insight that I missed.

After all, it was made into a TV series.

Someone must have liked it.

There are probably some redeeming elements to this book.

I must have just missed them all.

If anyone out there liked this story, tell me why.

Seriously.

I don’t want to be the Debbie Downer at my next book club meeting.

Tell me, in the comments, what you liked about this book

I need something positive to contribute to the discussion.

Liz Brenner

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How To Make Gilligan Funny All Over Again

Gilligan
Gilligan

Last night I heard a dramatic reading.

It was a recitation of the theme song to Gilligan’s Island.

I don’t know what was funnier.

The guy doing the theatrical interpretation.

Or the other people laughing so hard.

If you’re ever in a bad mood, here’s the perfect solution.

Recite the Gilligan theme song.

Dramatically.

It’s guaranteed to cheer you up immediately.

Liz Brenner

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Stroopwafel Ice Cream Sandwiches Are The Best

stroopwafel
stroopwafel

I just ate a stroopwafel ice cream sandwich.

OMG

It was SOOOOO good.

I need to hide the rest of them from my family.

But where can you stash ice cream?

I have all kinds of hiding places around the house, but they won’t work for ice cream.

My family already knows my freezer trick.

Which pretty much involves stashing treats in a frozen broccoli wrapper.

That one worked for a long time, but it doesn’t work anymore.

There aren’t too many other options for the freezer.

I’m out of ideas.

I guess I have to concede.

They’re going to polish off my stroopwafel ice cream sandwiches.

Liz Brenner

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