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A Writing Workbook You Will Love!

Writing workbooks coming soon

I know. I know. I KNOW.

I’ve been quiet.

No new blog posts.
No fresh stories.
No flash fiction.

And apparently that has people wondering if I’m okay.

I’m okay.

I’m just… full.

Booked.
Scheduled.
Overflowing.

So much so that I’ve had to close enrollment in my writing workshops.

That’s the good news.

And the hard news.


Why My Writing Workshops Are Full

My workshops have always been conversation-driven.

Real people.
Real stories.
Real courage.

That’s where the magic happens.

Someone says, “I’ve never told anyone this before…”
And then they do.

Every new voice changes the room.
Every perspective deepens the learning.

But a workshop can only hold so many people.

And lately, there’s simply been no more room at the table.

It’s a wonderful problem.

But it means some of you are waiting outside the door.

I don’t like that.


Why I’m Creating a Writing Workbook

So here’s what’s happening behind the scenes:

I’m building a writing workbook series..

Not a watered-down version of a workshop.
Not a fluffy PDF.

A real, structured, step-by-step guide built on the same philosophy I teach live:

Keep it simple.
One idea at a time.
Clear beats clever.
Anyone can learn to write well.

Because I believe that.

Truly.


What Makes This Writing Workbook Different

A workbook can’t replicate conversation.

It can’t raise its hand.
It can’t laugh at the right moment.
It can’t gently ask, “What do you really mean here?”

But it can give you structure.

It can give you prompts.
It can give you rhythm.
It can give you focus.

If you’ve ever felt intimidated by writing, or if you’ve started and stopped more times than you can count, this is built for you.

This is for the beginner.

The hesitant writer.

The thoughtful overthinker.


Can a Writing Workbook Replace a Workshop?

No.

And it’s not meant to.

Workshops are alive. They breathe. They’re interactive.

But a writing workbook can open the door.

It can prepare you.

It can build confidence.

It can help you discover that you are more capable than you think.

And when space opens in a workshop?

You’ll be ready.


Who This Writing Workbook Is For

It’s for the person who didn’t get a seat.

It’s for the person who isn’t quite ready to speak up in a group.

It’s for the person who has a story but doesn’t know where to begin.

It’s for anyone who wants clarity instead of complexity.

Because writing doesn’t have to be complicated.


When the Writing Workbook Will Be Available

It’s not ready yet.

Good work takes time.

But it’s coming.

And when it’s ready, I won’t make a huge splash.

I’ll just quietly open the door.

If you’d like to be the first to know when the writing workbook for beginners is released, make sure you’re subscribed and keep an eye on this space.

Seats may fill.

But the page is wide open.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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Is She Really Qualified To Be A Watchdog?

Is She Really Qualified to be a Watchdog?

Blue is a very good watchdog.

She barks at Amazon deliveries.
She barks at the neighbors’ carpools.
She barks at Mittens the Cat.

But somehow she missed the butter thief.

I had a stick of butter on the kitchen counter.

And then, all of a sudden, it was gone.

Wrapper and all.

Blue claims to know nothing about it.

On an entirely unrelated note, someone dumped the kitchen trash.

Blue, again, claims to know nothing about this suspicious turn of events.

She is excellent at monitoring external threats.

But internal investigations?
Not so much.

Currently, Blue has been placed on administrative leave.

Unpaid.

But with snacks.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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I Found Myself on the Brink of Inappropriate

Illustration of a crab wearing a cowboy hat used to represent an inappropriate  moment turned humorous in an online middle school classroom.

I teach middle school online.

At the end of every class, we spend the last 30 seconds on scribble time.

Everyone gets to scribble on the screen.

On the one hand, it’s stupid.

On the other hand, the kids love it.

And in an online classroom, that kind of joy matters.

Scribble time is a tiny but powerful way of building community online.

Today, during scribble time, one student announced,

“I want to talk about Jeffrey.”

“Jeffrey Dahmer?” another kid piped up.

Oh no.

We are NOT discussing Jeffrey Dahmer.

I’m not going to explain  Dahmer to the kids who don’t know.

That inappropriate topic is way above my pay grade.

I was one second away from closing down an inappropriate session when the student held Jeffrey up to the camera.

Jeffrey was a 3D-printed crab.

Wearing a cowboy hat.

Whew.

Jeffrey the Crab I can handle.

A conversation about 3D printing?

Absolutely within my pay grade.

But the kid who immediately jumped to Jeffrey Dahmer?

Yeah.

I’m keeping my eye on that one.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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How To Respond To Bad Cell Phone Etiquette

cell phone etiquette

People with bad cell phone etiquette in public are so annoying.

I was in the grocery store, in the produce department, and a young lady on her phone was blocking everywhere I wanted to be.

Every carrot.
Every apple.
Every bag of lettuce.

She was everywhere.
And she was in the way.

I finally gave up and decided to do the rest of my shopping.

I’ll come back to produce later, I thought.

Apparently, she had the same idea.

She followed me.

Still talking.
Still loud.
Still completely oblivious.
She was a textbook example of terrible cell phone etiquette .

And then…she crashed into me.

It was a full-on T-bone collision.
Cart to cart.

I wasn’t hurt.

But she didn’t know that.

She immediately dropped her phone and started apologizing like she’d just caused a five-car pileup.

And yes, I leaned into it.
I appeared faintly stunned.
Slightly fragile.
I gave a great possibly-injured-old-lady routine.

It worked beautifully.

She felt awful.

Thank goodness it was a shopping cart and not a car.

Maybe now she’ll think twice about cell phone etiquette in public.

Although… I doubt it.

Still, for one brief moment in the grocery store, cell phone etiquette made a comeback.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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Why Counter Surfing Is Our New Holiday Tradition

Counter Surfing

I made an enormous dish of chicken cordon bleu.

It’s a fussy, time-consuming meal, so I only make it for special occasions.

And when I do make it, I make a HUGE batch with leftovers for days, maybe even some to freeze. I want to get as many meals as I can out of the effort.

Apparently, Blue didn’t get the memo.

Yes. You guessed it.

She ate the entire dish.

Well, almost. We did manage to eat one meal. So she ate everything minus one serving.

Sigh.

Wrigley never did anything like that.

Of course, Wrigley only weighed 25 pounds and couldn’t reach the counter. No opportunity. No temptation. No counter surfing.

Blue is huge.

She can reach the counter with all four paws still on the floor.

She’s learned that if she’s quiet and graceful about it, she might not get caught.

Might.

Because really, who else would eat an entire pan of food and lick the dish clean right after dinner while everyone else is sitting in the other room?

There was yelling.

There was blame.

There was a surprising amount of name-calling directed at the dog.

Blue showed no shame.
No remorse.
No regret.

This was a demonstration in expert-level counter surfing.

She will absolutely do it again.

It was yummy.

Sigh.

And now we wait.

Vomit is coming.

Small dogs rule.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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It’s A Festivus Miracle!

Festivus

Happy Festivus!

Today is Festivus!

This week we had National Short Girl Day.

Today is Festivus.

We’ve already had Hanukkah.

Christmas, New Years, several family birthdays, and The Rose Bowl are coming up.

So many things to celebrate.

“…but who needs all that joy and cheer anyway?”

It’s a Festivus miracle!

“I’ve got a lot of problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about it!”

…and another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

And there it is.

Festivus shaped me.

Which explains an awful lot.

Happy Festivus!

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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The Shortest Day Of The Year Is All Mine

National Short Girl Appreciation Day

Today, December 21, is the shortest day of the year.

It also happens to be National Short Girl Appreciation Day.

Coincidence?

I don’t think so.

I always wanted to be tall.

I wanted legs up to there, like I was auditioning for a runway show.

It was never going to happen.

However, I have come to realize that there are many benefits to being a Short Girl.

  • Gravity hasn’t fully committed to me.
  • I’m often mistaken for harmless (huge mistake).
  • Disappearing into a crowd? Easy.
  • Airplane legroom? No problem.
  • Hugging efficiency? Unrivaled.

Here’s why tall girls secretly wish they were me:

  • Short girls blend in; tall girls are landmarks.
  • Short girls can always find pants that actually fit.
  • Short girls never calculate the height of their date.
  • Short girls are assumed approachable.
  • Short girls intimidate intentionally; tall girls do it accidentally.

Tall girls get presence by accident. Short girls steal it on purpose.

Don’t worry, Tall Girls, you’ll have your day.

June 20, the longest day of the year, is National Tall Girl Appreciation Day.

But today, the shortest day of the year?

All mine.

Take notes.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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Why Mittens Is Out For Revenge

Mittens

Mittens

The cat who lives across the street is named Mittens.

Mittens loves to preen in front of our front window.

It drives Blue Dawg insane.

Which is, of course, why Mittens does it.

She’ll groom and strut and stretch, pretending not to notice Blue going berserk, even though I can see those kitty ears twitching with every bark.

That cat knows exactly what she’s doing.

Last night, the Grown Son stopped by.

He could hear Blue barking before he even got the key in the door.

“Hold the dog!” he yelled, “There’s a cat out here!”

Sure enough, Mittens was parked on our front porch like she owned the place.

The Grown Son and I both held Blue back.

Mittens looked genuinely surprised.

She was annoyed by the interruption to her well-orchestrated bullying session.

With an angry flick of her tail, she flounced off into the night, greatly offended.

Blue Dawg: 1
Mittens: 0

Blue won this round.

But Mittens will be back.

Never underestimate the power of a kitty with a grudge.

Poor Blue, she doesn’t stand a chance.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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A Real Holiday Requires Something To Be Broken

A Real Holiday Celebration

A Real Holiday Celebration

It’s not really a holiday celebration unless something in the house decides to fall apart at the worst possible moment.

This year’s featured catastrophe?

A door.

A very important door.

The fire door between the garage and the house.

You know, the one that’s supposed to protect us, not trap us.

The Doorknob That Refused to Participate

The door was jammed.

It was stuck shut.

We couldn’t open it from either side.

This was not exactly the festive vibe we were going for.

We tried unscrewing the doorknob… nothing.

We tried taking the doorknob guts apart… still nothing.

The clear next step was to remove the door at the hinges.

Except…

It’s a fire door, which means it has a safety hinge that requires a special key.

A key we do not have.

A key that the long-ago previous homeowners did not leave behind.

A key that has apparently joined the Witness Protection Program with all the missing Tupperware lids.

The Mystery Pin and the Sticky-Outy Part

We spotted the real issue – a broken pin was blocking the latch mechanism (or, in highly technical terms, the sticky-outy part that was stuck inside the door frame).

It wouldn’t budge.

The only access was through the doorknob hole which didn’t provide enough room to get any tools in to unjam the latch.

The Holiday Language Was NOT In The Holiday Spirit

After many failed attempts and a whole lot of unfestive curse words, we finally pried out the old doorknob.

Without damaging the door – woo hoo!

By a stroke of dumb luck, we just happened to have a spare doorknob in the garage, and it was installed in record time.

Whew. Problem solved.

And just like that, we were able to cross Home Repair Crisis off our annual Thanksgiving To-Do List.

Why I Love These Moments (Even When I Don’t)

Here’s the funny thing:

Moments like this – ordinary frustrations, broken hardware, missing mystery keys – are the raw materials of great stories.

They have rhythm.

They have tension.

They have tiny victories.

You don’t need epic quests to write something memorable.

You just need real life… preferably without a stuck fire door next time.

Storytelling Takeaway

If you’ve ever had a holiday derailed by a malfunctioning appliance or an unexpectedly dramatic repair, congratulations.

You have the beginnings of a great story.

Real life is storytelling material.

Write it.

Shape it.

Find the rhythm.

Share the laugh.

Your everyday moments matter.

And they make fabulous stories

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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True Love – Why I Endured Chaos for My Dog

Chaos!

Whose brilliant idea was it to go to Costco on Thanksgiving week?

Ugh, the crowds.

We buy our dog food from Costco. I keep the enormous bag in the garage and a smaller bin inside the house. Yesterday, when I went to refill the bin, the garage supply was empty. Not a kibble in sight.

If I owned any other dog, I might’ve skipped Costco and grabbed a backup brand until the holiday madness died down. But Blue isn’t just any dog.

Blue has a very sensitive stomach. Her nickname is The Pukolator. When we first got her, we went through a nearly endless dog-food trial before we finally found the one brand, the blessed Costco bag, that keeps her digestive system from launching.

So off to Costco I went.

I grabbed the giant bag and lugged it to the registers… only to see the lines snaking all the way to the back of the store. At noon. On a Tuesday.

Yes, it was Thanksgiving week, but still, this was next-level chaos.

Then I learned why: Costco’s registers were down. They were only accepting cash.

Seriously? I never carry cash. I don’t even carry coins. Except for one quarter that I keep stashed in my car console for Aldi runs. That’s it.

I considered driving to another Costco, but I was already in too deep. A woman behind me sighed grumpily, “Good thing I wore my patient pants today.”

I informed her I had not worn mine. We bonded instantly. Misery loves company, especially in bulk quantities.

Finally, the line started moving. Maybe the system was repaired. Or maybe people had simply given up and fled to Trader Joe’s.

Luckily, Costco worked a miracle. Registers came back online, the staff opened extra lanes, and because I had only one item, they shuttled me to an express checkout line where all forms of payment were welcome. Bless them.

They handled the chaos beautifully.

But next year? I’m checking my dog-food supply on November 1st. I will not be caught up in Costco’s Thanksgiving shopping chaos again.

And Blue? She greeted me with ecstasy when I got home, as if she hadn’t seen me in weeks. Of course, she always greets me that way, so maybe it had nothing to do with the fact that she appreciates the lengths I had just gone to for her.

Now if I can get that kind of enthusiasm to rub off on my family, I’ll have a great Thanksgiving!

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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