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Why Mittens Is Out For Revenge

Mittens

Mittens

The cat who lives across the street is named Mittens.

Mittens loves to preen in front of our front window.

It drives Blue Dawg insane.

Which is, of course, why Mittens does it.

She’ll groom and strut and stretch, pretending not to notice Blue going berserk, even though I can see those kitty ears twitching with every bark.

That cat knows exactly what she’s doing.

Last night, the Grown Son stopped by.

He could hear Blue barking before he even got the key in the door.

“Hold the dog!” he yelled, “There’s a cat out here!”

Sure enough, Mittens was parked on our front porch like she owned the place.

The Grown Son and I both held Blue back.

Mittens looked genuinely surprised.

She was annoyed by the interruption to her well-orchestrated bullying session.

With an angry flick of her tail, she flounced off into the night, greatly offended.

Blue Dawg: 1
Mittens: 0

Blue won this round.

But Mittens will be back.

Never underestimate the power of a kitty with a grudge.

Poor Blue, she doesn’t stand a chance.

Liz Brenner

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This Is So Much Better Than Doomscrolling!

This is so much better than doomscrolling!

While doomscrolling the other day, I caught something unexpected.

I saw a livestream of an elephant rescue.

After 44 years of solitary living in a cement enclosure, this elephant was finally free.

She arrived at a sanctuary and stepped onto soft dirt for the first time.

There was hay and water and shade.

She was playing.

Frolicking.

You could almost see her joy.

This must be the best day of her life.

For now, she’s staying in the barnyard as she adjusts to her new home.

Soon she’ll be able to join the other elephants roaming freely around the grounds.

As I watched this elephant explore her new home, it reminded me of the first day we brought Blue home.

She didn’t quite know what to think of the backyard.

She’d only ever lived in a cage.

Freedom was unfamiliar.

But now?

Now Blue owns the place.

She’s living her best life chasing rabbits, barking at delivery trucks, and stealing the occasional sock.

Instead of doomscrolling, I watched freedom and joy unfold in real time.

I will be following this elephant.

She reminded me to stop the doomscrolling and look for hope.

It’s there.

Liz Brenner

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Spoiler Alert – Blue Really IS The Best Dog Ever!

She really IS the best dog ever!

My dog Blue is the Best Dog Ever.

Except when the Grown Son is around.

Then she ignores me completely in favor of him.

The Grown Son thinks this is hilarious.

Our last dog Wrigley used to do the same thing.

She would ignore me completely whenever my sister was around.

Last night we were all hanging out on the street watching fireworks.

Blue was with us.

She never gets upset by the fireworks.

Wrigley used to freak out.

But Blue doesn’t care.

Or didn’t care.

Last night, for the first time, she got stressed.

She tried to hide under the cars.

I sat down next to her, and she snuggled close, panting, and hiding her head.

It was time, I decided, to put her back in the house.

The Grown Son tried to take her, but she wouldn’t leave my side.

Ha – now he knows what it feels like to be ignored by the Best Dog Ever!

Blue was very happy to be back in the house and away from the chaos.

And for the rest of the evening, she ignored me in favor of the Grown Son.

But I’m not in the least bit upset by this.

I hope every dog I ever have ignores me in favor of the Grown Sons.

She keeps them coming back.

Good girl, Blue, good girl.

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It’s A Miracle – I Took A Good Photo!

A Good Photo

Happy National Dog Day!

I have never, ever, ever taken a a good photo of Blue.

She’s all black, and she’s curly.

Most of my pictures are a dark, blobby swirl.

However, I got a great shot today.

Why?

Because I followed my friend Michelle Debenport’s photography advice!

I fooled around with the lighting settings on my phone.

I fooled around with the F-stop settings on my phone.

And, very importantly, I MOVED MY FEET and found a great perspective.

Not only that, I practiced selective sharing, which Michelle says is the easiest way to improve your photography.

I took lots and lots and lots of pics to get this one good one.

There are a whole lot of terrible shots on my phone, and several decent ones, and this one.

Selective sharing – it works!

The only thing I don’t like about this pic, which you wouldn’t even know about if you don’t know Blue, is that she’s annoyed.

She usually has a happy smile on her face, and her ears are always perked up and eager.

But she didn’t want to sit and stay with my phone in her face.

If you didn’t know her, though, you probably wouldn’t even notice that ‘tude.

Thanks, Michelle, for your amazing photography advice.

It’s a miracle – I took a good photo!

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This is Why She’s Considered A Doofus

Doofus

She’s Such a Doofus

She really is a doofus.

Blue Dawg.

Otherwise known as Bluefus the doofus.

It turns out that she doesn’t like turkey gizzards.

Who ever heard of a dog not liking gizzards?

I put them in her bowl.

Blue was puzzled, as if to say, “What in the world is this nonsense?”

Then she bent down to eat, and I thought that all was well.

Until later, when I stepped on a gizzard that she deposited in the middle of the room.

Sure enough, she placed gizzard parts all over the house.

Ewww.

Luckily we have hard floors so it was easy enough to clean up.

That would have been a stinky mess on carpeting.

I’ve never heard of a dog who doesn’t like gizzards.

Until now.

What a doofus.

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Whew – That Was One Disasterous Problem Solved!

Problem Solved

Problem Solved!

We have a new neighbor.

They have three large, territorial dogs.

Those dogs have taken strongly against Blue.

They fling themselves against the wooden fence, barking wildly.

I swear, one of these days, they’re going to break through that barrier.

Since they’re a pack and Blue is solo, guess who will lose that fight?

I discussed all of this with Bob who poo-pooed my concerns.

He told me that we don’t even own the fence, it’s on their property.

I hope that thought brings him comfort after Blue and I are slaughtered.

The time came, however, when Bob saw for himself that the wooden slats practically bubbled out into an angry dog shape.

He went right outside to shore the fence up.

I’m still not confident that it’s secure.

So I bought an ultrasonic device that emits several different terrible sounds that only dogs can hear.

It’s supposed to stop them in their tracks.

And … it worked!

They barked, I pressed the button, and I obviously couldn’t hear a thing.

But all the dogs, including Blue, jumped away from the fence.

Whew – problem solved!

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Utilities! It’s the Ultimate Reason I Hate Snow a Whole Lot Less This Year.

I Hate The Snow

I Hate The Snow a Whole Lot Less This Year

I hate the snow a whole lot less, I have discovered, when I have working utilities.

I didn’t mind so much chatting outdoors with the neighbors in the bone-chilling cold while my feet were getting wet because I knew I would return to my well-heated home, turn on the lights, find dry socks, throw the wet socks in the dryer, and warm myself with a hot cup of coffee.

This is in stark contrast to last year when we had a statewide power outage during a record-setting arctic-chill snowstorm.

That was awful.

We had no lights, no heat, and no water.

Today it has warmed up, and the snow has mostly melted.

Except in the shady corners of the property.

Blue has found every single shady corner.

That dog is determined to wring every last little bit of fun that she can out of the snow.

Now it’s mostly mud.

And it’s all over my floors.

I keep mopping, and she keeps tracking it in.

I have begged the family to keep the doggie door closed.

That way we can clean her up before she comes into the house.

They keep opening up the doggy door.

“It’s a beautiful day,” they say, as if that somehow justifies the mud.

Yes, it’s a beautiful day.

I would prefer to keep the beautiful day outside.

Sigh.

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Dog

I Got Played By The Dog

I Got Played

I Got Played By the Dog

I got played by the dog.

Blue has been with us for two months.

She is settling in nicely.

Last night, at about 5:00, she did a happy dance by her bowl.

It was time for dinner.

She ate voraciously, as if she hadn’t been fed in a week.

Soon after she finished eating, Bob walked in and said, “I already fed her.”

Seriously?

I got played by the dog.

She manipulated Second Dinner out of me.

I sat her down and explained that she will destroy her girlish figure if she keeps this up.

She just smiled and wagged.

She has no regrets.

She’ll do it again if she gets the chance.

She won’t get the chance.

I’m on to her now.

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Dog Family

Did We Learn Anything?

Did We Learn Anything?

Wrigley was the Best Dog Ever.

She was the Best Dog Ever, but she wasn’t perfect.

She refused to play with toys.

She was very cute, and she was very snuggly, but she never once played ball.

Now we have Blue.

The Grown Son is thrilled that Blue loves to play fetch.

She is also learning to play tug-of-war with her rope toy.

At first, she would give it up easily when we tugged on it.

Now she is learning about the fun of hanging on.

Last night the Grown Son pulled a prank on Blue.

He snuck down the darkened hallway and jumped out at her.

Oh goodness, that was an ill-advised incident.

It did not end well.

Blue was so surprised that she peed herself.

The Grown Son spent the rest of the evening snuggling her to apologize.

He couldn’t stop laughing about her reaction, but he felt horrible about scaring her.

Lesson learned – Blue is not ready for pranks.

Lesson learned – The person who scares the pee out of the dog has to clean it up.

Lesson learned – Blue forgave the Grown Son and all is well.

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Dog

Good Girl, Blue, Who’s My Special Girl?

Good Girl, Blue

We had a good rain last night.

Blue the Rescue Dog went nuts this morning.

She spent two hours sniffing every square inch of our wet back yard.

I don’t think she’s ever experienced a rainstorm before.

She was rescued from an abusive situation.

She spent her whole life in a crate.

She never went outside.

The last couple of months she lived in a loving foster home.

They treated her very well, but we didn’t get much rain this summer.

Today may have been her first post-rainstorm sniff ever.

She was a little disgruntled that I insisted on toweling her off before allowing her back in the house.

Sorry, Blue, that rule applies to everyone.

Even the humans have to clean up before coming inside.

Good girl, Blue, good girl.